Money Matters

So they decided to start using money on the International Space Station, one of the astronauts forgot to pay his weekly rent so they evicted him into space.

Two children walk into a hospital, one has money, the other doesn’t, who gets served? Surely money helps us make better decisions? Or does it just f#%k with our intuition?

It’s time we started teaching our 4-year old’s how to use money. Give the child $1 and tell him he needs to give you back that dollar every night in exchange for a hug. So this goes on for months and the child learns the importance of money, he gives money and he gets a hug in return. We need to teach 'em early folks, otherwise they’ll never get it. (But if we did this the child would commit suicide by age 5).

So let’s start our children’s lives off with a lie by sending them off to school. This gives them the false impression that we live in a society that actually values learning, merit and most of all collaboration. No there is no money in school and we are supposedly equal and have access to the same resources, how nice, we start off life in a meritocracy of sorts, but then they kick you out of school and none of the things you achieved in school actually mattered or gave you a future career path, it was all just a time wasting sham.

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